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After six months as a Falcon exclusive, Andrew Jakk has tweeted that he will no longer be a Falcon exclusive. Jakk tweets that he felt under utilized at Falcon. (Okay, it’s a business, that’s why people refer to it as The Industry. So it (almost) always comes down to money, sooner or later.)

Although his Falcon model profile pic appears a tad on the twiggy twink side, Jakk has been hitting the gym (check out his 8-pack shot on Twitter) and was capable of being fuzzy from the start.

At least so as far Twitter knows, Jakk is keeping his options open for the time being.

Fan voting has concluded for the open co-host spot at the 2012 Grabby Awards. Co-hosts include, per tradition, Chi Chi LaRue and Honey West joined this year by Adam Killian and Tom Wolfe.

The Top 10 recipients of fan votes for the open spot (in alphabetical order) are:

• Austin Andrews
• Austin Wilde
• Colby Keller
• Dean Flynn
• Jimmy Durano
• Kirk Cummings
• Marc Dylan
• Scott Spears
• Spencer Reed
• Trevor Knight

The winner of the co-host spot has yet to be anounced. Nominations for actual Grabby awards are scheduled to be announced March 15. Awards festivities occur on and around the Memorial Day weekend (in Chicago, naturally). Special rates are available for Hard Rock, once again the official hotel.

Ain’t Sisterhood grand?

’Course, it isn’t any of my business. I’ll never need any of Planned Parenthood’s services, nor cause anyone else to need them. But in a world with 7 billion people in it, anyone with good sense has to wish Planned Parenthood well. I have sometimes thought, especially after finding a lump, wouldn’t it be weird if I got breast cancer — yeah, guys can get it — considering all the dire predictions about other disorders that people, many of which are dead, have offered me. So I had a good impression of the Susan G. Komen Foundation.

Okay. If you haven’t heard, the compulsory childbearing faction in control of the US House of Representatives has trumped up an investigation of Planned Parenthood — a regular fishing expedition — because Planned Parenthood helps women not get pregnant and if necessary get unpregnant if that is the woman's choice. So suddenly the Susan G. Komen Foundation has decided that being investigated is too sordid — and they won’t give Plan Parenthood money to help poor women detect breast caner.

That’s about it. So if you have been doing Pink Ribbon stuff with the idea that you were supporting women, it actually turns out you have been supporting the compulsory-childbearing, “Back in Burqas” folks who have gained control at Susan G. Komen. Planned Parenthood plans to continue providing health care for poor women if they can, and they are who you should be supporting.

Nearly all of the bad science about human homosexuality in the last sixty years come from the gay-friendly side for the simple reason that homophobes rarely attempt to be scientific. The opposite is true for supposedly scientific studies much more than sixty years old for the simple reason that there were hardly any gay-friendly scientists in those times.

1. Bad Sample: The number one technical problem with studies about human homosexuality is that the study sample was not adequate to support the study’s conclusions. Bad samples come in (at least) two flavors: inadequate sample (too small) and biased sample. In studies of homosexuality, usually both flaws are found.

What Cynthia Nixon (remember? the redhead in Sex in the City) really said was: “I’ve been straight and I’ve been gay, and gay is better.” And then came the shit storm.

It was pointed out, correctly, that what Nixon is, is bisexual (a word she does not like), and that is not precisely the same as gay. But it was not a poor choice of words that set things off. It was the implication of choice which so inflamed some gay people.

Why is choice so threatening to some people?

Evidently it is. The blogosphere is simply boiling with resentment. You would think “I can’t help myself,” is the best thing people can say about being gay.